Welcome to Ornery Quarterly, home of negative and offensive words.

In this weeks issue, dominated by people without color, w explore the nuances of rape and the benefits of opprssion. It's sure to knot up a few panties. Plus, Will's on another bender lets se what shenanigans he gets up to this time.

Finally, Ornery in online! So long to that damned waiting list!
— Derrick