Welcome to Issue #7.

Hello friends. We know you've all been eager for the seventh issue to finally come out. Boy, are you in for a disappointment.




Poetry for issue seven is as pointless as ever.


Give and Take

-Kevin Christensen

Uncle Roy Came

-Michael Pu


-Ziggy Matsas

Flanges and Dog-Ear

-Sasha Carlson

Fiction for issue seven has been an issue.


There are Wolves in the House

- Ben Smith

Olives for Ondreja

Karina Garcia

Henry Sees the Stars

- Alex Thermopolous


- Conor MacGowan


Surprised you made it this far.

You Can't Fill Your Holes With Dick

- Torie Gehrig