Live Bait -  Midlife Crisis

by John Sherman

 

The fake ones don’t work. Fish know plastic and rubber, they can

Smell it and don’t fall for the colors. Like how you sense the smell,

movement and feel of a woman before you’ve ever been with one.

You don’t have to learn it and it’s also the one thing that never changes.

 

I bought this boat two years ago and it’s as accommodating as you can get.

I take young couples fishing and tell them to do whatever they want. There’s

Always a cooler of beer next to the bait, and I’ll always have one with you