Slice it thinly

You, on the tv

Demonstrating recipes

When I come home from work

Or when im drunk at night

Or later on or at all times

And I don’t know when you filmed this

Of if you really like the dish

But I watch you

And pretend im there with you and tasting you and your food

But I don’t know

How it tastes

How could i?


I can drink more than you

Watch me

Any night of the week

Even if you’re not around

To witness or compete

I play

I win

Always practicing

How do you feel now?